February 2012
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George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.
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ich bin tot: So. We've come to this again. →
krankenhaus:
I get so tired of getting asked, “I want to start purging/starving. Will it help me lose weight?” I can tell you that it won’t. All you’ll end up doing is slowly killing yourself. That’s basically it.
Do you guys want to know what purging and starving has done to me? It’s not making me prettier,…
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“I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to...”
– Kevin Spacey as Lester Burnham, American Beauty (1999)
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spiffymuffin:
I think the most romantic thing a guy could tell me is that I am the Lily to his Marshall
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wecandrowninthiswater:
“I often feel like I want to think something but I can’t find the language that coincides with the thoughts, so it remains felt, not thought. Sometimes I feel like I’m thinking in Swedish without knowing Swedish.” ― Peter Cameron, Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You
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“What is hell? Hell is oneself.
Hell is alone, the other figures in it
Merely...”
– T.S. Eliot, The Cocktail Party (via munstersandghosts)
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